Date: March 18, 2008

This months top story is what's all over, all over White Valley.

There seems to be this white stuff, almost like marshmallow, odorless, but tasteless. Authorities want to know what it is, were did it come from, who is responsible for this mess, who's going to clean it up, are there any long term consequences to the environment, will it get into the water table?

Mr. Hump could not be reached for comment, but local workers reported seeing strange things at odd hours. Slim McCready could be seen testing the properties of the strange substance.

Mr. Evans, owner of the Cheese Factory, was reported as saying it kind of looks like snow, but without all the mess. He said we should call Red Jones, Conductor for the West Ridge Railroad, he'll know what to do.

This month's operating session is this Friday, March 21st, starting around 7:00pm. Hope to see you there.